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I'll repeat myself.

(the words you forgot to hear)

Created on 2004-08-20 19:04:27 (#4262577), last updated 2005-06-16

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Name:	Olivia
Birthdate:	07-07
Location:	New Jersey, United States
Website:	This twisted realm....

Bio

Here it is, my life in rant form. Get ready for some hardcore, teenage, hormonal, bullshitty-angst that somehow managed to find it's way on your computer screen. Not for the weak stomached or the easily offended. If I insult any of your personal beliefs -- awesome. It's your own fault for being offended by an anonymous teens emotional outlet. What? You were expecting something different?

I would rather be the outcast who listens to nonexistant songs....
Than be a dyed blonde fashion plate like the rest of you. -Me (Olivia)

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"What's wrong Alice?
Something's broken.
What's broken Alice?
I am."

"Down the rabbit hole we tumbled, and hurried along our way. Where was once a glorious garden now seeped in dark decay."

"Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."

"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"

"I can beat up the demons until the cows come home... and then I can beat up the cows."

"We saved the world. I say we party!"

"Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... almost got shagged... cup of tea??!!"

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz.

"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. "Run and catch / The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch..." She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?"

"Oh, that's right. I forgot I was talking to humans!" - Sammy (emo0olicious)

"Your heart stinks of her. Poor little thing. She has no idea what's in store."

"Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the fates that way."

"Oh, we can love you know. Deeply, if not wisely."

My life is rated PG-13.
What is your life rated?

"Well, that could be a problem 'cause people... Kind of a planetary epidemic."

"This isn't a Tupperware party. It's a little hard to plan."

"Is anyone else intimidated? Because I'm just expecting thin slips of paper with the words "no way" written in crayon."

"Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt."

"Knock yourself out. Please?"

"Okay, we got ten, maybe twelve bad guys, and one big demon in desperate need of a stairmaster."

"Give me time, and I may be the first Wicca to do all my conjuring in pine-fresh scent."

"A trade. Intriguing. No. Wait. Boring. Pull off his kneecaps!"

"Gosh, but I'm feeling chipper! Who's for a root-beer?"

"First word, 'jail,' second word, 'bait.'"

"Is there going to be an intermission in this?"

Angel: "You can't imagine the price of true evil."
Faith: "Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Taking Over Me

*What Song by Evanescence are You?*
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Inscription on a tombstone:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide." -Christine Chubbock, who shot
herself during a broadcast

"Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?" - Said to be the last words of Sir Isaac Newton

"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored." - Last words of George Saunders

"I drank what?" - Said to be the last words of Socrates

"Don't disarrange my circles!" - Last words of Archimedes

"WC Fields' accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked "So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?" When told he was correct, Fields said "Well, fuck 'em.""

"I'm too young to die!" - some grandfather, age 94

"How do you play religious roulette? = You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first."

The greatest lies of all time:

1. I love you
2. This won't hurt a bit
3. The cheque's in the mail
4. I was just going to call you
5. I swear I won't come in your mouth
6. Of course I'll respect you in the morning
7. We have a really challenging assignment for you
8. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

"When I die bury me deep with a sixpack of beer between my feet, a 5th of liquor and a bottle of rum. I'll raise hell to kingdom come."

"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest." - James Rodges, murderer, on his final
request before the firing squad

"Well shoot me. [pause] NOT LITERALLY!!" - famous last words

What rating is your journal?
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"...the fog is rising." - Last words of Emily Dickinson

"You know what I said about seeing a light when you're dying. It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing." - Morgan Earp, Tombstone

"Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies." - Voltaire on his deathbed, in response to a priest who asked him to renounce Satan

Epitaph on gravestone: "Here lies the body of colourblind Fred
Thought the lights were green when they were red"

"Honey, would you please get me a fork?" - The man who owned the first toaster

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."

"I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then - whoosh, I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me - ever." - Jim Morrison

".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherfuckers in the valley." - Richard Marcinko, Leader of SEAL Team 6 in Grenada

"Oh crap, I've wasted my life" - famous last words

"There are four spelling errors." - last words of a death row convict before the electric chair.

"I hope that none of my friends come to my funeral, because if that's the case, I'll have outlived them all." -Freddy Heineken, founder of Heineken Beer

"Keep in mind that feelings are not facts. Just because it feels like nothing is ever going to make you happy for the rest of your life doesn't make it true."

"If I ever wanted God, I sure want Him now. I want Him to descend from the sky with His Angel of Death in tow, and I want the pair of them to pack away every hateful fool who cannot entertain the possibility of peace in this place. I want them flung from the planet, along with their weapons of mass destruction, mass distraction, and mass devastation. I want a good world populated by good people who, sitting on 6000 written years of history and science and philosophy, can figure out a way to make it work without hating each other for the same reasons their parents hated did. And if that's not good enough, God can have the rest too, because nothing good is coming out of this disastrous "civilization" The dummies are ruining the biosphere, and the only people who might figure a way out are being driven insane." - Blarg (livejournal user)

"My book please, Uruviel. Perhaps it will take my mind from my love, if only for a few moments in time." - Arwen, "A Golden Rose" fanfiction

"Uruviel, the sun as risen and you have not. Did I not promise today?" - Arwen, "A Golden Rose" fanfiction

"One of the great luxuries in life is the ability to just sit back and enjoy one's own thoughts." - my horoscope for December 17, buddyprofile

"Love is blind, so don't use it as your seeing eye dog through life." - Olivia (me)

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